Austin's Wonderland

What's new

2006-05-22T11:59:00.000-05:00

It has been so long that it actually took me a minute to figure out how to post again. So the new things in my life I suppose consist of the new job which I am enjoying the slow pace and PJ wearing atmosphere. The other big deal in my life is a recent break-up, but each day seems to get a little easier and then of course I have those Sunday afternoons that I dwell on the past for a few hours. I have been staying to freaking busy lately and that truely seems to help. Let's see this weekend started on Thur when my best gal and I went to watch an Austin local funk/jazzy kind of band and drank cheap tap beer. It was a great start to my third "single weekend". Friday I took out a neighboor friend next to my mom that had just moved to TX from Colorado after college that thought we were a bunch of rednecks so I took him downtown and he was shocked. He could not believe all the singles in one spot. I must mention that he is about 6'9 so everyone thought he was a famous BB player and we got stares all night. Super fun times. Saturday I laid out w/ the roomie and then went with my step mom for X-rated Mojitos before we attend a play in Spanish on the East side. After the play we met the play members at Fabric (gay bar) for a B-day party. It was truely a blast and the boys were just so cute gushing out relationship issues like I have a clue on what to do or say...Sunday I laid out again and then returned back to bed for some down time w/ my Sex and the City DVDs. Soon after 4 hours passed and I realized that I was at risk of having a sad spell so I went to a buddies house and watch Desperate Housewives. Got home about 10:30 and talked w/ the roomie so more about men and relationships and what the hell it is that I am going to do about my situation. See the break-up was not straight forward and the confusion has only gotten as worse as we have cheated the break and seen eachother and spoken a few times. I am getting to the point now that I know every thing will be fine regardless of the out come. I am still not into meeting new boys, but I did flirt this weekend and it felt great, but I fled the scene when my digits were requested...more later I have to break...

Cheat

2006-04-13T10:41:00.000-05:00

In case anyone out there still visits this spot I am alive and well. I am trying to finish this semester while adjusting to a new job. All is well and I will eventually add more!

That's that boggie that's the jam.....

2006-03-07T14:27:00.000-06:00

I have been such a terrible bloget lately, that I considered just doing away with it all togethr. Let's see what is new in my life...I am pretty happy today besides the murky white sky the temperature is pretty swell. The boy and I really like each other right now and I can only hope that perhaps we are getting over all the small stuff that we had been bickering about. I think that if its not here yet then it's at least around the corner. School is well school is what it is and that is time consuming and tiring but luckily Spring Break is next week and I will at least have my evening to myself. I can't help but dream about when this long journey will come to a close for me. As far as the party scene I did manage to go to up my second titty bar on Friday night. This dumbfounding place was called the Yellow Rose and although I felt like a nun at first I truely ended up having a wonderful time. One of the guys drueling at our table let me pick the girl to give him a dance...how very kind and gentlemen like he was, but really it was fun and the weird part was that I was not with the boy that night. What else work is okay. I finally went on an interview and I am hopefully waiting for contact from that company. It's about 30 hours a week and a couple more thousand a year. Almost like I am finally getting a break. I have already purchased a new bathing suit for this weekend as the Texas days are starting to reach the 80's. I can hardly wait for those sun filled weekends to arrive. It seems like there is always something to do outside when it's hot. Then again I have probably subconsciuosly blocked those sweaty days out. Wells that's all for now...

Happily Ever New Yorker

2006-03-01T09:08:00.000-06:00

I just loved the wrap-up last night...Although I had seen this before it was just as emotional as the first time...my favorite parts:

Big passes Carrie in a car as she runs off to her party that no longer existed
Carrie finds her "Carrie" necklace as well as her self in the Russians museum as he ignores her
Big finds Carrie on the floor and at that moment she looks up and sees him with comfort rather then being surprised
When Carrie trips Big on his way up the stairs to knock the Russian out
Of course saving the best for last....Carrie surprises the girls at lunch time without warning them she has returned to NY.........ahhhh

Choices

2006-02-28T08:56:00.000-06:00

I am coming to a close with one of my fabulous Christmas presents, The Sex in the City Set. I currently have one more episode left and although I know what is to come I can't wait! I had to call it quits while Carrie is in Paris with the Russian. It made me wonder...would I ever leave everthing that I know and love including my dear friends and city or area that I know so well to start a whole new life with someone else? If this opportunity arose would I be able to do it?

Manic Monday

2006-02-27T08:54:00.000-06:00

Well it's Monday already, but for some odd reason I don't mind all that much. I think that from now on I will stop getting the Monday Blues and just except what destiny has dealt me. Besides the fact that I am embarressingly underpaid my job is really not all that bad and I happen to like the people/family that I spend most of my waking hours with here at the office. As for tonight so what that I have class and so what that I have to go tomorrow night the next and another one until I can have an evening off. I suppose I should be gratful that I have the opportunity to attend. It all ties together at this point....low paying job + more schooling = more dinero and more respect. That is enough inspiration for me to drag my butt there everyday. As for the other stuff I am greatful for the people in my life. I am happy in that aspect and while I don't always feel like I get to enjoy that during the week it is there. So cheers to having a great Monday Fun Day!

2006-02-23T08:47:00.000-06:00

With the new season of Sopranos coming up I thought I might freshen up on my mafia talk.

A friend of ours: mob shorthand for introducing one made guy to another made guy.
"A friend of mine" is just another jamook on the street.
A trippa di zianata: "your aunt's tripe."
Action: a bet that a bookie "writes" and for which you pay him his "vig."
Administration: the top-level "management" of an organized crime Family—the boss, underboss, and consigliere.
Agita: anxiety, edginess, an upset stomach.
Anti-Trust Violations: what authorities call the mob practice of carving out exclusive territories. Wiseguys call them "mine."
Associate: one who works with mobsters, but hasn't been asked to take the vow of Omertá; an almost confirmed, or made guy.

The Books: a phrase indicating membership in the Family. If there is a possibility for promotion, then the books are open. If not, the books are closed.
Borgata: an organized crime Family.
Boss: the head of the Family who runs the show. He decides who gets made and who gets whacked. The boss also gets points from all Family business; also see don, chairman.
Buon' anima: salutation meaning rest his soul.
Buttlegging: bootlegging untaxed cigarettes.

Cafone: a peasant or lower-class.
Capo: the Family member who leads a crew; short for capodecina.
Cazzis: see Stugots.
Che bruta: How ugly you are.
Che peccato: what a pity, what a shame.
Chiacchierone: chatterbox.
Clip: to murder; also whack, hit, pop, burn, put a contract out.
Code of silence: not ratting on your colleagues once you've been pinched—no longer a strong virtue in organized crime families. Also see Omertá.
Col tempo la foglia di gelso diventa seta: old Italian saying meaning, "Time and patience change the mulberry leaf to satin.
Comare (also goomah, goomar, or gomatta): slang for girlfriend or mistress. No self-respecting wiseguy is without one.
Come heavy: to walk in carrying a loaded gun. You shouldn't have lunch with a Russian drug dealer unless you "come heavy."
Confirm: to be made; see made guy.
Consigliere: a trusted Family advisor, who is always consulted before decisions are made. See Tom Hagen in The Godfather.
Crank: speed; in particular, crystal meth.
Crew: the group of soldiers under the capo's command.
Cugine: a young soldier striving to be made.
CW: FBI shorthand for Co-operating Witness.

Don: the head of the Family; see boss.

Eat alone: to keep for one's self; to be greedy.
Executive Game: a special-event card game for celebrities and other high-rollers.

Facia bruta: ugly face, something you call someone you don't like.
Family: an organized crime clan, like the Genoveses, the Gottis, or the Sopranos.
Fanook, or Finook: derived from "finocchio" or fennel, a derogatory term for homsexual or gay, i.e., people that wiseguys feel nervous around. A "mezzofinook" is half gay, sissy, bi.
Forbidden Fruit: the lure of a wiseguy to a nice Italian girl from the neighborhood.

G: a grand; a thousand dollars; also see large.
Gabagool: (capo cuoll) something to eat.
Gira diment: going crazy.
Golden Age: The days before RICO.
Goomah (sometimes pronounced "goomar"): a Mafia mistress; also comare.
Guests of the state or Guests of the government: going to prison, doing time.

Hit: to murder; also see whack.

In the wind: after you leave the Witness protection program you are "in the wind," meaning you're on your own somewhere out there.

Jamook: idiot, loser, lamebrained, you know, a jamook.
Juice: the interest paid to a loanshark for the loan; also see vig.

Lam: To lay low, go into hiding.
Large: a thousand, a grand, a G.
LCN: FBI talk for la Cosa Nostra, or translated, "Our Thing."

Made guy: an indoctrinated member of the Family. Essentially, you pledge your allegiance to the boss and the family for life. To even qualify, your mother has to be Italian.
Madonn': Madonna, common expression meaning holy smoke, holy cow, holy shit.
Mannagge: going to war with a rival clan or family.
Message job: placing the bullet in someone's body such that a specific message is sent to that person's crew or family; see through the eye, and through the mouth. Mezza morta: half-dead.
The Mob: a single organized crime family; OR all organized crime families together.
Mobbed up: connected to the mob.
Mobster: one who is in the mob.
Mock execution: to whip someone into shape by frightening the shit out of them.
Moe Green Special: Getting killed with a shot in the eye, like the character, Moe Green, in The Godfather. One form of "sending a message."
Mortadella: derived from the Italian sausage, meaning a loser. As in "Guy's a fuckin' mortadella."

2006-02-14T11:41:00.000-06:00

And the winner is....

2006-02-08T08:37:00.000-06:00

These are the candidates standing in line to be next on the

Jessica Simpson Show....

Who do you think is worthy enough?

Josh Lucas, Jude Law or Adam Levine?

2006-02-07T08:31:00.000-06:00

Weekend Run-on

2006-02-06T08:54:00.000-06:00

Friday....went to pizza dive drank beer stayed up until 4am in the morning for no real reason at all...Saturday sprawled in bed until 2pm because I was just plain lazy and even after getting up continued my laziness into the day....3 hrs on Saturday night debated with BF about ordering, going to a party or watching the UFC game at a bar in which we did none of the above...headed to 6th street about 11pm....drank beer ended up at one of my favorite bars on 6th (Logan's)...hung out played there for a while and on the way out got into a mishap with crazy waitress (scoop....waitress spills beer on BF and says something rude...he says something back and she hits him...I snap and get into small cat fight..shocking I know yet surprisingly fun and entertaining)....walked back to car laughing at scenerio....Sunday woke up at 10am went on a furniture hunt with BF and his roommate...took nap while BF and RM assembled purchased furniture...watched crummy Super Bowl...pouted that BF would not watch Grey's with me...went home watched that crazy show myself...ate girl scout cookies...went to bed...tossed and turned all freaking night...yawning at this very moment.

Sentense Collage

2006-02-03T08:22:00.000-06:00

I could not be more happier that it's Freaking Friday! My class last night seemed a week long and I don't think I learned anything....Drive this morning was pretty smooth other then a dump truck that tried to take me out....I was the first one in today at work which means I should be the first to leave...My roommate told me to wear red today...does anyone know why? I see the sun peeping out right now and I like it...did I mention that my desk faces a forest? It's pretty sweet...okay more later...attached are my favorite pics out of my most recent collection...

2006-02-02T08:37:00.000-06:00

Still not the best sleep last night...I thought that a few beers would help, but no such luck and the fan did not do to much for me either..bummer. Hey cool guy that swerved around me only to cut me off this morning....o what were you shocked that I embaressed you at the light in front of all your other shitty driver friends by laying on my horn? You suck! Lucky for you one of my old favorite classics "Solsbury Hill" was on or I might of just hit you for the hell of it you loser. I saw that your license plate said McAllen...yeah I know where that is you punk! So far this morning I have consumed and mini-oj, yogurt, a granola bar and I am working on my first cup of coffee...I figured I could use the extra energy today...Surprisingly I am in a great mood...just bought tickets to a concert at the end of the month in good ole Gruene Texas right outside of my home town...hip hip hurray...ok more later I must start working since I have already been here for 47 min....

I have Insomnia?

2006-02-01T08:50:00.000-06:00

I have been feeling so tired this week and I have been almost 30 min. late to work everyday so far because I can't drag my lazy body out of bed. I am going to try the fan thing to try to block out noise and perhaps keep my mind from racing. I just looked up information on how to get better sleep and got tricked into taking a test which then told me that I have insomnia. How is that helpful? Now tonight I can ly in bed and think about my new diagnosis! Here is the link if you are interested.....http://www.sleepnet.com/sleeptest.html

2006-01-31T14:28:00.000-06:00

Amateur Stuntman
Watch it now on StupidVideos!

Things I absolutely love, but really shouldn't

2006-01-27T10:52:00.000-06:00

I chose only 5 so I did not sound to b*tchy.....

When people fall, trip or tumble down the stairs
When other couple fight at bars
Talking sh*t to my friends (for fun only)
Making fun of other people with my friends
Running into snotty people from my high school that are twice my size now...(nelson laugh)

Sara's Beach Party

2006-01-26T08:38:00.000-06:00

Over the past weekend my bf and I took a small road trip to join one of my best gal friends for her birthday! The drive was 5 hours long but well worth because we had a lovely time. Here are some of my favorite pics that she sent!

Help Me!

2006-01-25T11:51:00.000-06:00

I would love to add all of my bloggin buddies, but I don't know how to have a "links list". Can some one please help me? I will say it again like I have in the past I am a comp-tard!

When do we leave?

2006-01-25T08:22:00.000-06:00

When I get to work every morning I have several emails to sort through. Because I do a lot of the travel for the execs here I get quite a bit of airline promotions sent to me. This is one that particularly caught my eye:

Dallas/Fort Worth, TX (DFW)
Paris Charles De Gaulle, France (CDG)
$374 Round-trip.

For about 5 minutes I sipped my coffee and ate my oatmeal and seriously thought about getting in my car and taking off. I wish I had the leasure to do such a thing....

Bachelor Low-down

2006-01-24T12:12:00.000-06:00

Okay I must be honest. I missed the first hour of the Bachelor because I was trying to humor my BF and try his new interest in the the show 24. Hated it....boring. What a waste of my life and better yet I missed my estrogen filled show "the Bachelor" OK so what I did gather was that the same girls I select last week are still in the runnings. As for the red head that is some how there I believe because she is a lush and fun to laugh at...keep up the drunken slurs. Did anyone catch the camping scene. Okay so the non-camping model from Boston seemed to be freaked out by bugs and he just couldn't handle that? I would have been kicked off too then because I freaking hate spiders. I do believe that the Canadian had the upper hand the entire time however. O yes and as for the girls that are telling him that he should not trust other women that are there...you guys are straight up jealous b*tches. Have you not watch this show before? You haters never win so knock it off already! ahhh that's all I got. I will have to watch the next one entirely so that my review is not half a** next time around. Cheers!

2006-01-23T11:07:00.000-06:00

I can't really blog today because I am trying to get my homework done at work so that I can watch the bachelor. You understand....

Personal Ads

2006-01-19T08:33:00.000-06:00

Personal Ads from Men

40-ish... 52 and looking for 25-year-old
Athletic... Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average-looking... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose & back
Educated... Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit... Sleeps with your sister
Friendship First... As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun... Good with a remote and a six-pack
Good-looking... Arrogant
Honest... Pathological liar
Huggable... Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Like to cuddle.... Insecure, overly dependent
Mature... Until you get to know him
Open-minded... Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
Physically fit... I spend a lot of time in front of a mirror admiring myself
Poet... Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual... Once went to church with my grandmother on Easter Sunday
Stable... Occasional stalker, but never arrested
Thoughtful... Says "Please" when demanding a beer

I guess it's only fair to add this one too!

Personal Ads From Women

Adventurer... Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic... Flat-chested
Average-looking... Ugly
Beautiful... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile... Bring your penicillin
Educated... College dropout
Emotionally Secure... Medicated
Feminist... Fat; ball buster
Free Spirit... Substance user
Friendship First... Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun... Annoying
New-Age... All body hair, all the time
Old-Fashioned... Lights out, missionary position only
Open-Minded... Desperate
Outgoing... Loud
Passionate... Loud
Poet... Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional... Real Witch
Redhead... Shops the Clairol section
Rubenesque... Grossly Fat
Romantic.... Looks better by candlelight
Voluptuous... Very Fat
Weight Proportional To Height... Extremely fat
Wants Soul Mate... One step away from stalking
Widow... Nagged first husband to death
Young At Heart... Toothless geezer

That's a boys name.

2006-01-18T09:57:00.000-06:00

Okay this whole post is just really random first of all. I have what some cool kids would have said in the past a boy's name. Back when I was in kindergarten I got picked on and teased. I am an only child so you can only imagine my confusion and I was not one to dress up in pink either. I preferred cowboy boots and stuff that was fun to where. As I got older I adjusted to the jokes and false accusations of "o what a cute little boy". When high school came around I realized that it was pretty sassy having a boys name although there where 4 boys and 1 girl with the same I.D. So why am I telling you this odd fact of my past? I have been getting a missed call from the same number for sometime now. I never and I mean never pick up those unknown numbers. I mean I have had the same digits since I was 17 so I can get some pretty random and annoying calls from time to time. Honestly if I did not remember you years back when I accidently gave you my number then why call now? Really you weirdo. Okay back on track.....my phone rang yet again from this mysterious number last night. SO finally I answered. I tried to change my voice so that if I wanted to get out of it I could. Come to find out it was the freaking Army Reserve trying to sign me up and ship me out. After realizing that I was not in fact a boy they asked to speak to my son. I mean come on now is it not 2006? Have you been in a hole for the past 10 years. Can we please update the moles out there? It was weird because I had a flash back from the 80s and almost felt that odd feeling from before.

To: The Ladies on the Bachelor

2006-01-17T08:22:00.000-06:00

First up is the rotting egg girl. You are a freak! Aren't Doctors suppose to be smart? What drug did you take before you told him you were ready to produce? You scare me. If I was a patient of yours I would get a second, third, forth opinion. Hint: Adopt.

Cute Canadian Chick. Okay I really do think he's into you. He seems flirty and why wouldn't he be because you are funny and seem to be pretty normal. I think you have him for now.
Hint: I noticed you have started to play the jealous girl friend card already. Are you stupid? If that is your dark side don't bring it out yet. He is suppose to date the other girls and boo hoo you did not get another rose. Your greedy!

Susan I think is your name? The pretty burnette? Okay your charming and pretty sometimes witty. I think you might be in the final three you lucky lady. I mean a B-day cake...wow!
Hint: This is not the 1600's Shakespeare. Enough with the sappy comments about the Earth shaking. You are not trying to take home some chick at a bar. Come on now!

Ah yes and in regards to my previous post, my BF being the pretty much understanding time has forgiven me for the most part and we are fine now. Thanks for your comments.

Everybody plays the fool....right?

2006-01-16T08:47:00.000-06:00

1 really crazy night out
6-7 numbers of beers I had
1 pepermint shot?
3 bars attended
4 old buddies that I got to see
1 really upset BF maybe even ex now?
25 things I shoudn't of said
3 times I said the forbidden F-word
1 earring lost
1 missing cell phone
10 times I replayed or rather tried to remember what happened
1 trip to the salon
3 chick shows that I watched
15 glasses of water to rehydrate
4 attempts to contact the BF trying to patch it up
4 times failed
9 times I said sorry
85 times I looked at my phone to see if he called
1 really long bath
5 missed calls from friends
9 hours I slept
35 min late to work this morning

Love it!

2006-01-13T15:28:00.000-06:00

There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there.
Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.
He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine, but he couldn't bring himself to do it.
One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone..."

Home for the Holidays - New Braunfels Crew - Christmas 05'

2006-01-12T12:15:00.000-06:00

Bachelor in Paris

2006-01-12T08:28:00.000-06:00

I usually try to shy away from these types of shows, but my roommate and I have decided to make this Monday man of the hour part of our weekly wine ritual. Before I agreed to this however I had to get a glipse at our new bachelor. Wow I was surprised he is not to shabby! See you on Monday stud!

What Song Will Ultimately Remind You of 2005???

2006-01-11T08:51:00.000-06:00

For me it is by far Ain't No Holla Back Girl, By Gwen. If this song was not on the radio or playing at one of my favorite clubs, then it was playing over and over in my head.

Things I'd rather do today!

2006-01-10T08:20:00.000-06:00

Cruise down to the beach. Put my toes in the sand and lounge around all day long while sipping on a fruity beverage.

Go on a hike. Find new trails, take pics and just enjoy the blue skies.

Browse art galleries.

Hit all the local spots and ponder.

How is this for honest?

2006-01-09T12:39:00.000-06:00

Men have two emotions:

Hungry and Horny.

If you see him without an erection,

make him a sandwich.

Go away!

2006-01-06T08:32:00.000-06:00

First I must explain that in my eyes I think I am a pretty tough girl. I love to watch scary movies and until tomorrow I have been living all alone in the big city. So why at my age am I still afraid of monsters and the ghost trying to get me from beneath the floor? I found myself last night in one of the scarest nightmares that my memory will allow me to remember. I was in this strange house covered in an uncomfortable lighting so that I could not actually tell what was happening. Everyone and thing in the house was against me and would not tell my why the floor had moving ripples that seemed to be chasing me. Something from below was trying to get out and pull me to an unknown place. Thankfully at one point of this mind torture I reliezed that I must be dreaming. I also have the ability and gift to wake myself up from dreams. Within seconds I pulled myself out of my dream and was back in my dark, cold bedroom. I worried as my mind continued to cast creepy shadows in my apartment that I might fall right back into what might be "the worrest nightmare I have ever had". I forced my lifeless and sore from the gym body to floor to find myself running for the light switch. Although at this time I was feeling extremely juvenile I knew that I had to keep myself up and awake. So in the middle of the night I found myself sitting up in bed watching infomercials and trying to post happy and positive thoughts into my restless mind. Eventually I must have fallen back on to my pillow because I was awaken by my obnoxiously loud radio this morning. What a night!

Texas Wins 41-38

2006-01-05T08:23:00.000-06:00

"I think he's one of the greatest players to ever play college football," said Texas head coach Mack Brown.

Cornerback Cedric Griffin fell to the ground and stared at the sky.
"We won for our fans," he said. "We won for ourselves."

"I knew Vince was going to make a play," Okam said. "We'd come too far for it to end."

"I told the guys in the locker room that I've been planning this for 33 years, and now I really don't know what to say," Brown said. "Right now, I'm just so happy we came back and won."

2006-01-04T10:21:00.000-06:00

Best Memories of 2005! Top 5

My first Vicci night - Consisted of a huge group of girls, too much alcohol , a bachelor party and that akward encounter with my exes friend I believe that left me in an embaressing daze with a broken ankle.......yikes! O yeah wasn't Blues Travelers there too C?
My Birthday Night - Although I had a boot (due to my previous mishap) at the time I managed to have a fab time with a great group of friends. I don't remember much of that night except Sara at the end, a black Mercedes and a foreigner named Roberto that I thought they must have hired for me! Thanks again guys:)
Ahhh yes the out of towners that T and I met at the begining of my Austin voyage. What was that? Remeber that chick that we had to pick up at the Hampton Inn the next morning and the door guy told her to step away from the door way because she looked like a (need I say)?
Mystery Man at Soho night. Has to of course be up there because after a month or two we officially met and O what fun we have been having for the past six months! Your the best!
Lake House on 4th of July. I drank more beer then I have in my entire life. For the first time I drank myself sober surround by an orchestra of 50 other drunks, fireworks, I think a waterfall and bad ace house to run around in. Cheers!

Happiest New Year!

2006-01-03T10:17:00.000-06:00

New Year's Resolutions

Quit Freaking Out about the small stuff
Stop complaining about my job
Find a hobby I can stick with
Fight old bad habbits
Control Impluse Buys
Stop saying the F-word all together
Write my relatives more
Learn to cook something

Christmas In Austin

2005-12-22T09:06:00.000-06:00

Happy Holidays to Everyone out there in Blogger Land

One more of these (edited for my sensitive viewers)

2005-12-20T08:36:00.000-06:00

Look at my button down striped shirt! (edited) look at it! This shirt means one thing! I’m coming home with some (edited) tonight! That’s right! It’s been a long week at the office and it’s time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say “Junior Vice President” on them! They’re glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have striped shirts too! I figure we’ll kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the sh*t out of that little white ball! It’s going to be so (edited) loud! I’ll bet I can drive that pretend golf ball 600 (edited) yards tonight! I’m that (edited) pumped!I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I (edited) love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! I’m crushing one right now! I’m thinking about buying a boat this year! I’m gonna fight someone tonight! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat his a**! And God help him if he gets any blood on my striped shirt! If he does, I’ll scrub it out with his d*ck and some bleach! I mean it!I’m gonna grind on girls a**es tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my c*ck against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on!
I will valet tonight!I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to “Take it easy on the brakes, Champ”!I will talk to people I don’t know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders “Babe” and male bartenders “Chief”! When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is “full of skanks”! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again! I will give up and decide to order a gyro off of a street vendor! I will make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I will look ridiculous purchasing my gyro because people will be able to tell by my striped shirt and tinted sunglasses that I struck out and am settling for a gyro! I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for “after hours”! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave!
Stolen from : Mike Polk www.thephatphree.com

I must add that I do in fact like when guys wear striped shirts. I just thought this was funny :)

Dog says it best! (explicit wording)

2005-12-19T09:15:00.000-06:00

I fucking hate you.I mean it, I feel ridiculous. Get it off. Lady, just because your boyfriend doesn’t want to settle down, doesn’t mean you should pretend that I’m a real baby in hopes that he’ll play along in your twisted game of “house”. I promise you’re scaring him off, and it makes you look insane. Think about it, you dress me like a Gap employee and tote me around like a damned fashion accessory. It’s disgusting, and you need to get your shit straight. Meantime, you can stop force-feeding me Altoids, you bitch.While I’m on the record, there are some other things I could do without, you psycho. Yeah, as it turns out, I don’t really care for the ylang-ylang oil massage. It’s not relaxing, it actually hurts and generally creeps me out. In fact, it’s damn close to rape.Oh, this just in, I’m not actually a fucking vegetarian. Do you honestly think that I prefer couscous and tofu over my lamb and beef nuggets?Lettuce wraps? Are you fucking serious… what is your damage? I would rather eat my own shit, and guess what, when you’re asleep, I do. Then I lick your whore face and laugh about it.Don’t even get me started on my name. Louis Vuitton? You superficial bitch. Do you have any idea how embarrassing that is? I’m already wearing the gayest sweater since the "Cosby Show", but you insist on naming me after an expensive line of European handbags. Seriously, fuck you. You make me look like a complete pussy and I hate you for it. For real, the next time you try to gel my hair, I will tear a hole in your windpipe. I swear to God I will.Not that you’d ever fucking notice, but you continue to place me in dangerous situations. Just yesterday at the dog park, I could feel the cold hard stare from a Doberman through my Kenneth Cole double-breasted pea coat. Shit, even the French poodle called me a fag, and he was wearing a beret. Do you have any idea what would happen to a dog like me at the pound? You don’t even WANT to know. I step in there with even a whiff of CK One on me, and it’s all over. It pisses me off that you don’t pull this shit on the cat (Although it’s probably because she’s a lesbo). I am really tired of the smug looks I get from that butch-ass feline. Just once I’d like to see you put an ascot around her neck and let her feel what this shit is like. Then she’ll realize it’s not funny, and I’m in real pain here. At the very least you could throw a flannel shirt on that dyike and even it up here, you owe it to me. I promise I will end all nine of her lives if I ever get a chance to chase her without these miniature Steve Madden patent leather urban utility boots strapped on my paws. Not that I’d get far; even without the shoes I still have to battle these Italian micro suede chinos. Listen lady, I’m at the end of my rope and I’ve been doing a lot of thinking (Yes, there’s a lot of time for that while you watch E!, thumb through your copy of People magazine, stopping occasionally to read the text message on your jewel-encrusted Sidekick). I have decided that I’m running away. I’m going to take my chances on the outside. Tomorrow morning, during doggy yoga, I am fucking gone, baby – and there is nothing you can do to stop me. The last thing you’ll see is my puckered little asshole as I’m out the door, but not before I leave a hot, soft and juicy turd pile right on my miniature doggy yoga mat – and I’ve got a half a pound of espresso beans and 3 bran muffins for breakfast to make sure it’s a good one.See you in hell, bitch.

Stolen from : : Justin Wood http://www.thephatphree.com/

My head hurts....

2005-12-16T09:30:00.000-06:00

Well for the past week I have been a total mess. On top of all the power trips I have been dealing with at work, I had a couple of finals to take care of as well. Stressed out does not even explain my tempo nor describe how crazy I have been. So after my last final of the night, I skipped out to my car and raced home to meet a girl friend of mine that lives out of town. The plan was "dinner and drinks". We arrived at 9pm due to my horrible park seeking self (Austin has no parking spots by the way) and met up with one of my buddies friends. I first started my evening off with fish tacos and this fancy margarita that I felt obligated to order because the waitress went on about it for a year. I should have know better when she slipped in the part about the patron floater. Well at first I was the "slow drinker" last night because I truely did not want to get nutty on a week night. I know that it sounds lame but I just can't recover like I use to. I'm not sure how this happen perhaps I was staring at the singer on stage because I sware no lie HE sounded like Jessica Rabbit and it freaked me out that it was a dude, but my point of this run-on is that I as I focused back on the small space in front of me I realized that I had a fresh icy drink in front of me. This next part is when my already loud voice goes from a 5 to a 10, our "girl talk" turns R rated, and the rest of the restraunt clears out because of the obscene conversation! So the night continued on as we strolled on down to the Star bar. I am unsure why they call it this because it was not all that great and the people in there had personalities that remind me of a chair, but anywho we hung there for a while. After a beer or two I heard the scream of one of my best gal friends riding up on a bicycle carriage...Okay so this is probably around 11:30 and at this point my responsibilities have apparently fallen out of my purse. So we speed of further into downtown and continue our journey. I could explain in detail about the rest of the night, but honestly my head hurts a little and I probably should do some work today. I was the first to leave and the first to crash....My buddy got back to my apartment around 5am so I bet if she had a blog she would tell you all about it too....

My plate is full!

2005-12-13T10:03:00.000-06:00

All I want for Chrismas...

2005-12-06T09:09:00.000-06:00

This may not make since to the Yankees and Northerners, but all I want down here in Texas is a little bit of snow. I don't need much just enough to toss around and perhaps get a day off from work to enjoy it! Down here the whole state shuts down because we don't know how to drive in ice, sleet, or snow. When it snows Texans like to go ice skating but with their cars (you do this by slamming on your breaks). I will keep my fingers crossed in the mean time....

Feel Good Friday Song.....

2005-12-02T09:55:00.000-06:00

Watch Video:

I TURN MY CAMERA ON (Spoon)

An Austin Original Band!

Think music.....

2005-12-01T10:01:00.000-06:00

Watch Video:

Click on Link Below

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL (James Blunt)

2005-11-30T08:22:00.000-06:00

I'm so busy this week that I forgot to blog....I will post this pic just to get the Turkey of my mind!

What I decided

2005-11-22T09:45:00.000-06:00

Sentimental

Everyone in my family is healthy
I have the opportunity to learn and go to school
I have shelter and food and do not have to worry in the days to come
I am alive and healthy
That someone that makes me feel good and excited
My True Friends

Not

Having a Pay Check

Clothing, Shoes, Accesories (bad I know)

Movies, Art & Music

Communication Tools (cell phone, email, etc) (worse I know)

Anything Funny

Adrenalin Rushers

My car of course

Thankful for....

2005-11-22T09:42:00.000-06:00

Today I will think about the things that I am most thankful for.....

Damn it feels good to be a gangster!

2005-11-18T08:27:00.000-06:00

ahhh I am so glad it's Friday. This week has been a little rough on me. I mean it seemed like any little thing could just set me off. I know that it's hard to believe that I could join the group of other B*tches out there, but it's true. I have my days as well. Maybe it's just the end of the year blues or my job that is a little more intense these days or maybe school I don't freaking know....Just glad to be back

All I wanted was a snack!

2005-11-15T16:11:00.000-06:00

Not only am I completly overloaded with things I have to finish today at work, but I just started a freaking popcorn fire in the break room! I mean there is a thick sheet of smoke laying over cube land not to mention the drift making it's way to the big dogs offices! Doors are propped open to release the nasty stinch and fans are blowing to break away at the clouds. Employees are popping out of there holes like rabbits trying to sneak a peek. Now to make it better I smell like I have been bar hopping for an entire week! ahhhhhhh

Stuck in a meeting....

2005-11-15T08:15:00.000-06:00

Hello. You have reached the desk of..........I am sorry I missed your call. I am either away from my desk or on the line with a customer. Please leave a detailed message and I will return your call as soon as possible. Thank you for calling and have a nice day.

I took that...or maybe it was you?

2005-11-10T11:47:00.000-06:00

Ahh the best and worst pics...

For the times when there is

just nobody else to take it,

but you have to have one!

Is this for real?

2005-11-09T08:41:00.000-06:00

Okay if you are one of my dear friends then you are sick of hearing about this, however I just had to inform anyone else that might listen to what a crook(s) did to me on Sunday. My car was found on freaking center blocks or rather rocks found within the radius of the location my car was...without tires! Yeah that's right the lower part of my car was ripped off. Although this is not my car and it can not quite do justice to seeing or feeling what I went through on Monday morning, this is an example of someone else that must have gotten it to!

Halloween Pics 2005 Woo Hoo

2005-11-01T08:13:00.000-06:00

Good Times... My friends Sara and Shawn had yet another successful party. I went as a Car-hop and managed to not bust my a** in the skates I wore. Although it sounded like a terrible idea...I knew I could pull it off with a little help!

Happy Halloween

2005-10-31T10:54:00.000-06:00

Halloween is so fun! Because I am such a dork I have included pics from some of my favorite scary movies. I can't wait to freak myself out!

Which way to the beach? See you in a few months!

2005-10-27T13:31:00.000-05:00

I miss you too!

2005-10-25T08:30:00.000-05:00

How can you tell this table is being sold on Ebay by a man?

2005-10-21T11:10:00.000-05:00

Watch this if you want to laugh.

2005-10-21T08:15:00.000-05:00

(Click on link for fun)
http://www.jbeckton.com/pics/ratmonstermig.wmv

Revenge of WTF?

2005-10-20T10:07:00.000-05:00

I have nothing to say about this yet....Any ideas of what is going on here or about to happen?

I just have to say something.

2005-10-19T09:48:00.000-05:00

For you people out there that watch the Real World Austin I must clear something up! The Dizzy Rooster on 6th Street is not a cool bar. In fact I had never even looked twice at the place until they paid the real world cast to party there. I still to this day refuse to even step foot in such a hole. Please my friends...if you come to Austin....don't visit the freaking Dizzy Rooster. It makes Austin look stupid in more ways then one! Thanks for coming.

I just split coffee all over my desk!

2005-10-18T08:31:00.000-05:00

FIND THE 3 DIFFERENCES IN THE PHOTOS.........

Click on Link Below

http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf

PS - Can anyone tell me why I have had an enormous gap in my blog lately???

I think I'm in Love

2005-10-14T13:45:00.000-05:00

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6739710473912337648&q=chinese&

Slacker

2005-10-12T08:26:00.000-05:00

Man I have been a super slacker blogger lately! I will do my best to catch up and get on all
my blog-a-login buddies sites. Have a good one...

You did not do it again?

2005-10-11T08:34:00.000-05:00

Yes I did. I stayed up late yet again for another classic movie. I really have got to stop flipping through the channels late at night. Yesterday I worked from 8-5pm had class from 5:40 - 7pm, and then studied from 8-10pm. That is pretty rough if you ask me. So being as exhausted that I was I hit the sack early only to find that Dirty Dancing had just started. There is something about that movie that just sucks you in. I would turn the volume way down, roll over, but then one of those great songs would make me flip right back over and draw me in. Anyways I am a bit tired, but I picked up some sweet dance moves to use at the club this weekend! Have a nice day....(yawn)

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WTF - Arrrr

2005-10-07T13:49:00.000-05:00

Austin Freaks -

How come everytime you go to a Wendys around here they say "see you tomorrow". It's like great thanks for making me feel like a fat a**!

I just went to the dry cleaners and picked up 7 items. They charged me 50.00! Are you serious. I mean is there money in the pockets or something or maybe free tickets to a game. I asked them why and they told me individual how they screwed me over...my reply was..." this place is not going to make!" the man then told me to have a nice weekend and I said.."no you have a nice weekend! rip-off

It also took me 30min to get gas because my card would not read and then they were too busy chatting about (who gives a .....).

I guess this means that I need to get typsy tonight and lighten up right?

O yeah and its grey and raining and 50 degrees outside!

It's in the 50s! WHY WHY WHY

2005-10-07T08:39:00.000-05:00

I am freezing my butt off today. Being the born and raised Texan that I am I am just not liking this weather. The strangest part about this time of year is that I actually go into some kind of depression because I can no longer throw on a pair of flip-flops, a tank top, and a skirt or shorts etc. I am forced to actually plan ahead and dress warm which means more creativity on my part. I am posting pics (mainly from the same night...how lame I know) from this past summer in remembrance of the hot weather and fabulous times I had!

Stand By Me

2005-10-04T10:34:00.000-05:00

I am so tired today. Stand by me came on last night and I just had to watch it. It had been years since I last saw it and I was completly glued. I found this site with pics, sound clips, etc. if your a big fan or looking for something to do: http://kinsman.epix.net/patricia/standbyme.htm. I love at the end of the movie were Gordie writes...I never had friends again like when I was twelve years old....ahh classic!
The Song: www.cleope.it/juke_box/the_platters/stand_by_me.swf

Sunday Special

2005-10-03T08:33:00.000-05:00

I attended the Lance Thanks Austin event yesteday and had such a great time. Here are some of the things that Lance had to say on his special day of Thanks:

"This is such a special day for me," the Austin-based sports hero announced Sunday at Auditorium Shores, wearing the red flip-flops of retirement. "10/2 is the most important day of the year for me."
Armstrong was diagnosed with cancer on Oct. 2, 1996.

The event was tagged Lance Thanks Austin, and the overriding theme was there on a proclamation Armstrong gave Mayor Will Wynn, calling Austin "the greatest city on the planet."

Reaffirming that he'll not race in the Tour again, Armstrong pointed to the side of the stage, where his three children and fiancée Sheryl Crow stood, and said, "There are four reasons why I'm not going back."

"How am I gonna fill that void?" he asked rhetorically. "Why don't we cure cancer? That's my fight. That's my race."

I can't decided???

2005-09-29T09:19:00.000-05:00

These are the top 3 places I would like to visit in my life time.

I have always told myself that I will travel and explore when I get older however I am getting older and have yet to visit any of my desired landings. I am trying to make a choice. Since I only know what I have seen in pictures or been told about these places...I was trying to decide on which I would choose if it came down to only one selection...

Europe - The Arts, History & Culture as a Whole

Bora Bora - Beaty and the Beach

Tokyo - Fast, Faster and Fastest of them all

Letter on My Car this Morning (PG version)

2005-09-27T08:36:00.000-05:00

This letter was on my car this morning....:)

The Letter:

In case you have not noticed...
There are not many parking spots.
Learn how to Park!
B*TCH

My Response:

In case you have not noticed....
Your a** is much larger then mine.
Learn how to Walk!
B*TCH

Have a great day!

Go away Rita

2005-09-21T11:58:00.000-05:00

This is really starting to freak me out! As Rita gets closer to Texas I can't help but to panic and wonder what she will bring? Galveston has already been working on evacuating local residents. As the week progresses Houston folks are warned and told to relocated to the Dallas - Austin - San Antonio areas. I am so worried about friends and other residents in these places. I heard Perry on the news this morning warning Texas citizens to fill up their tanks and get lots of water. I am also concerned about where she will stop!

I can't wait!

2005-09-16T08:22:00.000-05:00

Can anyone guess where or what this house is from?

Desperate Housewives

Warm and Fuzzy Story...

2005-09-15T09:28:00.000-05:00

The Early Show co-anchor Julie Chen says they were swept out to sea when their aquarium in Gulfport, Miss., was decimated during Hurricane Katrina. The dolphins were spotted swimming together in the Gulf of Mexico.

"It's a shock that we found all eight of them together because, even at the aquarium, they weren't all housed together," one of the rescuers says.

Guessing Game: Were we A - Sober or B - Tipsy?

2005-09-14T09:25:00.000-05:00

This is old, but it cracks me up...

It's a SIGN!!!

2005-09-13T08:31:00.000-05:00

I think this is such a fun website...I could play with it for hours. If you want to make your own, click on the link below!

www.churchsigngenerator.com

Monday Morning Message

2005-09-12T08:21:00.000-05:00

Hey boss (cough)...sorry for the last minute call, but I am not feeling well today at all (sneeze) so I am going to have to miss work today. Hopefully I will be better for tomorrow. Thanks for understanding....

Eat it up Frenchys! - Updated

2005-09-09T09:26:00.000-05:00

Seven-time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong made clear Thursday he wasn’t interested in returning to the sport he dominated.

Dear French -
Okay, I understand that you are tired of this now 34 yr old kicking your a**, but really why take jealousy to such an extreme? After 7 wins you still don't get that Lance is a Superhero? What is with these false allegations for blah blah blah...One good thing about your snotty attitude is that it has persuaded the man to train and possibly even enter the Tour de France again next year just to embarrass your flashy greed.
Beaucoup Jaloux?

One more thing...

2005-09-08T10:31:00.000-05:00

I am banning the word WEIRD from my vocabulary for the rest of this month. It has been taking the place of other more intetillgent thoughts/words I could be using plus it is a sorry excuse for telling someone how they are making you feel or vise-versa...etc

Examples:

You are acting werid
Something feels weird
I just thought it was weird

Definition of Weird: Of a strikingly odd or unusual character; strange.

O yeah

2005-09-08T08:13:00.000-05:00

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

-Buddha

Special Thanks to Coffee

2005-09-07T08:09:00.000-05:00

I just wanted to thank you for getting me to work everyday and making sure that I have a personality so early in the morning. Your the best!

Katrina Victims Need Your Help!

2005-09-01T08:36:00.000-05:00

Come on people now

Smile on your brother

Everybody get together

Try to love one another

Right now

Katrina Relief

1-800 HELP NOW

www.redcross.org

"We're dealing with one of the worst national disasters in our nation's history," Bush said at a news conference hours after an aerial tour of the area.

To the Texans

2005-08-31T10:48:00.000-05:00

Howdy -
As you may know we have several Katrina Victims staying in the Texas area right now. If you are interested in helping out the local Red Cross here is some information. Thank you for your time!

Central Texas Red Cross

2218 Pershing Dr.

Austin, TX 78735

(512) 928-4271

1-800-HELPNOW

Please fill free to add anymore helpful information or comments regarding Katrina Relief perhaps in your area etc.

How you can help with Katrina Victims.

2005-08-30T09:25:00.000-05:00

Katrina has left the Deep South, but her wrath has left a horrible scar that will not heal for weeks. The total storm damage will be in the billions, and the death toll will continue to rise.

Websites where you can donate or volunteer

Happy Manic Monday!

2005-08-29T13:53:00.000-05:00

See it could be worse!

What's Blog-a-login?

2005-08-26T11:42:00.000-05:00

Hello out there. Well I have been contemplating on what it is I want to write/complain/brag about today. This has been one of those weeks for me in a while. I guess for me it helps to write it all down and then ponder on what really is important and what I am being overly dramatic about...okay so here are my random blobs of nothing:

My dear friend wanted to move in together and I had offered, but after careful thought I backed out. Not because I am selfish or because I don't care, but because I think that she needs to this on her own and I am learning a lot about myself right now and think that she will too by doing it on her own.
I got confused to early. Why can't I just ride things out, take it slow, wait and see what happens. I mean everything happens for a reason and the future has already been determind why worry? Why am I still worrying and analyzing as I type this? What happened? Are you mad? Where are you and why didn't you call? See how annoying my thoughts are....
I bought a pack of cigs. WHY??? It had been forever. Blame it on stress or weakness. I'm guilty.
I messed up and important meet for the CEO. Well I paid for that so I am not really sorry anymore. It sucks that I can't read minds!
I ran a red light not because I was in a hurry, but because I was in deep thought about probably nothing of substance. I was not even listening to the radio. Got a really nice Golden Ticket for that screw up. So after this I had a little scream fest and then laughed it off. Im okay now. Happy Friday...

Today I don't really feel like talking about myself.

2005-08-25T08:39:00.000-05:00

I know enough about me, but I would like to know more about your opinion...So here is the question that every person I know is searching for...HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN IT'S REAL?

I can't stop thinking....

2005-08-23T16:06:00.000-05:00

Sometimes when everything in my life is going right, it freaks me out.
I feel happy and everything that I thought I wanted is here to please me,
but something is missing....

Beach Bums

2005-08-22T11:09:00.000-05:00

Well its Monday AM and its kind of nice to be back in the swing of things. I took a trip with some old girlfriends and we had a really nice time (pictures soon!). One thing that struck me as a huge surprise was that although I had been previously I found that I liked to relax a bit rather the party the whole time. The outcome...well I can remember the trip. Don't get me wrong I mean I drank on the beach from 12-6:00 and the night before partied until 3 AM, but this time around it was not about who could get the drunkest and dumbest and boldest, but rather enjoying the ocean, sun and good times with old friends. So a summary of the realization is that although I am only 23, I am growing up...Its sad, but I guess its necessary. As for the boy well it was tuely great to see him when I returned and even more surprising that I missed him on "girls weekend".....Whats next?

Phone Home

2005-08-18T10:31:00.000-05:00

Leslie ~ Keeping Austin Weird!

2005-08-12T11:00:00.000-05:00

voice recognition

San Marcos Fun Times!!!

2005-08-12T08:54:00.000-05:00

San Marcos Bar Fish....For Ole Time Sake!

Very Talented Austin Local - Check it Out!

2005-08-11T16:56:00.000-05:00

www.edbooth.com

Artist to Check Out

2005-08-11T16:53:00.000-05:00

Damien Rice
Album - O
Song - Blower's Daughter

Beware: It might make you think!

Link Below to watch video..............

http://www.mp3.com/damien-rice/artists/512585/summary.html

Can't get enough of this place...

2005-08-11T16:46:00.000-05:00

Patience

2005-08-11T16:28:00.000-05:00

CONFUCIUS ONCE SAID; ONE MOMENT OF PATIENCE WILL WARD OFF GREAT PERSONAL DISASTER...YET ONE MOMENT OF IMPATIENCE CAN RUIN AN ENTIRE LIFE.

Hang in there...

Light Bar - Austin TX

2005-08-11T15:54:00.000-05:00